NEW PLYMOUTH PUNS.

Observer, Volume 7, Issue 334, 2 May 1885, Page 16

NEW PLYMOUTH PUNS.

Our little jeweller intends to settle down. We wish him every success. A notable brewer is about to join the Salvation Army. May luck attend you, Jim. Those gentlemen that live on their -wits will have to watch it ; the police are on the move. Friends must not be surprised to hear o£ a match between Stanley and Gertrude. Things are looking sultry. Ered seemed to be in it at the assembly dance, but be careful, old man, you will find a true friend in Kate. On dit that George is going to ride the gray at the Wanganui Steeplechase. It is hoped he will have success, as he will be missed at the port. Who was the gentleman from Auckland, whilst returning in the Giiirloch, beheld amongst the passengers the prettiest girl he had ever seen ? What about the Auckland girl now ? The mean man looks a shadow of his former selt after reading the Observer, and wonders why such ingratitude. He fancies he is perfectly correct, and that it is quite proper to make things when he can. One would imagine shopkeepers were up to thi3 little dodge, and would get heartily sick of him and his wife. But, ala 3," the latter knows how to overcome the male portion with her silly twaddle, and deludes them so thoroughly that they think her an angel ; and the loving manner in which she calls Arthur would make the impression of a loving partner. But what could the boarding-house unfold were all its 'mysteries let loose to shock the morals P