THE INFALLIBLE CRAFTSMAN.

Taranaki Herald, Volume LV, Issue 13983, 14 August 1909, Page 5

THE INFALLIBLE CRAFTSMAN.

The householder smothered his wrath und descended to the basement. • "Are you the clumber ?" he. asln4 of the grimy-100 Hug individual who , was tinkering with the pipes in the cellar. " ' ■ , - "Yes, guvnor," answered the man. "Been long in the trade PlP 1 ' •"Bout a year, gur'nor." ' "Ever make mistakes P" • {'Bless yer— no, gur'nor.'' I'Oh, then, t suppose- it's all right. ? imagined you fad connected up the wrong pipes, fo^the ehanddier in the drawing-room ia spraying like a foun- , tatn, snd the bath-room tap's on five.'*-