KIBBLINGS

Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10353, 8 July 1895, Page 4

KIBBL INGS

A litt r e nonsense now and thon, 13 relished by Lho wise t men.

Easy to Lsarn. — Boy : I cannot toll a lie Father : Do )ou mean it, my boy ? Boy : I do, really, Father : Then take this income tax form and practise. Only t'ne Year Old .—Father: Children who drink wine when they are young s;row up Btiipid. Liltle Max (after a pause) ; Papa, you drank wine when you were young ! Not the b'nme Thing. — Did I understand you to pay that your sister was a Udy ? Yes. that's whit I BaH . Well, er, I I d she marry a lord ? No, ebe is a saleslady in the Mutual Store. At the Maison D'Uree. —Agatha : I believe y v call yourself an advan ed woman, dear? Aletha : Yes, love Agatha (sweet!>) : Then you may tip the waiter, drar. At the New Opera.— First Critic: What do 'yon think of this musio ? Pecnnd rific : Rotten. Frißt Critic : Then I XU t ,poß< you think its creator has not been composing, but decomposing.