KIBBLINGS
A ittle nonseuso vow and then, Is relished by tbo wisest uion. Officer : Here is the man who went through your house tho other night while your family was asleep. Would you like to question him ? Mr Outlait : If you please. Prisoner, what did you wear on your feet ? Professor (seeing the sign ' freshly painted ' over the zebra's cage in the zoo ogical garden) : How very strange \ I could havo sworn that thoso stripes wore natural. Friend : Why don't you get married ? Bachelor : I'm going to, I suppose, but nlln 1 1 until I find tnat lam as miserable without the lo\ ed one as i could possibly be with Ler. And you wish to be treated, said the dentist. Kc>, begorr.il), replied Mr Dohn, you sMGp tbo hurrut'in this toot', an. Oi'll tra'e yer to anythin' yez wnnt. From Ireland. — Postman : Here's a letter for Mr Jeremiah O'iMaherty. Servant girl : Well, sir yon are the clever man to know liiy name ! Snro^he only kaui hero last night.
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10198, 2 January 1895, Page 4
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169KIBBLINGS Taranaki Herald, Volume XLIV, Issue 10198, 2 January 1895, Page 4
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