KIBBLINGS.
A .ittle nonaensa now and then la relished by the wisest men.
Ho (earnestly) — " Are you sure, absolutely Bare, that yon will lovo ma till death ns do part?" Sho (solemnly)— " I am euro, absolntoly sure, that I shall love you till death do us part. By the way, is your life insured ?" First Bank Pireotor— "l think itwouD bo a good idea, some titno or other, to quietly employ a physician to inquire iato the mental and physical condition of onr caßhier. I think he is suffering from paresie." Second Bank Director. — "My, mj 1 How much has he stolen !' hi A professor, whose pupils mado too much noise, let the following incredible naivete Blip out : — " Gentleman, if everybody will be. silent, we shall bo bolter able to distinguish who makes the row." This reminds us of a medical report, which be^an : — "Thoro oxists a great number of families in Dublin, who have died of the cholera."
Hiißband : " What ia that you are readin?, my dear ?" Wife : " A letter from mother.'' Hnßband : " Anything important in it ?" Wife: "Idon'tknnw. 1 havvn't got to the postscript yet."
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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9670, 12 April 1893, Page 4
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187KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9670, 12 April 1893, Page 4
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