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KIBBLINGS.

A jttlo nonsense now nnd then Is relished by tbe wisest men. Kingley — "Wouldn't you like a copy of my poem on iho girl who rion'r koow how to cook?"' Pinzo— "Thanke, olrl man ; but I've got the original at lioujp," Every baby is tho sweotr st baby in the world. You were once conpilerrd the Bwcotett thing in tho world, although you may not look it now. Musical Composer — " Have you saen my last song?" Frank Triend— "l sincerely hope so." Ihe success lul lawyer should be well dreßscd. Hib prosperity depends upon new euits. Mrs Qrumppa— "There are thousand of occupations in which men have places which woman shoulii fill. Why shouldn't women be drnj[gi*ti? Answer me that." Mr Qrumppa — "This oottago puiliing isn't gooi at all. How did you mako it ?" Mrs Qrumppa—' 1 1 took a few hanifu's of flour and some milk and a few o^gs, I forget how many, and Bouie eu^ar, I think, and I believe I added some salt, ani mny bo Borao bakiog powd r, don't know how much. I never mea^ura." Mr Grumpps — "Thit'a why."

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9667, 8 April 1893, Page 4

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KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9667, 8 April 1893, Page 4

KIBBLINGS. Taranaki Herald, Volume XLII, Issue 9667, 8 April 1893, Page 4