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A comprehensive pronoun. — Hair, dresser (affably) : "Its 'ard upon us, sir to be in town at this time of the } 7 ear. : ' Colonel : " Ah, I suppose you would like to take your family down to the seaside r1"r 1 " Hairdresser : ' k [ have no family, sir. I meant ifc vvae 'ard upon mo and yoa." A foreigner of distinction was introduced to Mr. Whistler the othe,r night at a dinner-party, and being- anxious to make himself agreeable, said : "You painted Mr. Lelaud's dining-room, I believe. " Yes," replied the great artist, " I created that thing of joy." Never step on a dog's tail unless the other end of the dog is a mile away from the tail.

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Taranaki Herald, Volume XXVII, Issue 3137, 2 June 1879, Page 3

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Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Herald, Volume XXVII, Issue 3137, 2 June 1879, Page 3

Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Taranaki Herald, Volume XXVII, Issue 3137, 2 June 1879, Page 3