CHRISTMAS HAM.
“Gif me two pounds of dat salmon.* “That isn’t salmon. That’s ham.” “Who asked you vat it vas?” • a # # .EMBARRASSING FOR AUNTIE. . It was Christmas Day, and the family, which included little Bobbie, the pride and hope of the home, were seated at the festive board. Aunt Jane, owing to monetary expectations, was a favoured guest. Presently Lobby gazed at his aunt s face and then at the clock. ‘ It’s still going,” he exclaimed. “Whni do you mean, d•a'•?” qc.eritsl his mother, expecting a britd'l answer. ■‘Well.” sejdied Bobbie, ’I board pa say that A-’id Jane’s fa e would a clock, and the dock hasn't s?.q»u•• ■! ’
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Taranaki Daily News, 17 December 1926, Page 7 (Supplement)
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108CHRISTMAS HAM. Taranaki Daily News, 17 December 1926, Page 7 (Supplement)
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