Sophomores “Teachers are worse than immigration officers nowadays.” Alumnus: “How come?” Sophomore: “They’ve swiped the slogan, ‘they shall not pass.’” • • • • Wife: “The trouble with you, John, is that you have an inferiority complex. But cheer up—it indicates that you have a fine sense of values, anyway.” #a' # * First Army Officer: “What do you think is the best thing to produce chest expansion?” Second Army Officer: “Medals.” She: “Why do rabbits have shiny noses ?’’ Ho: “Boeause their powder puffs aro on the other end.”
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Taranaki Daily News, 4 September 1926, Page 21
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