YULETIDE HEROES.
The parent -who trundles a load of presents home at midnight, so that th e children won’t see them.
The host who carves the turkey of all the choice parts, and then looks happy while he eats what is left.
The young man who starts for a bunch of girls under the mistletoe, and kisses the one who is to old to run away. The newly married man who will pretend to like his wife’s first mince pie and ask for another piece.
The married man who wears the necktie and smokes the cigars his wifs gave him.
The love-sick swain who pawns his overcoat to buy his girl a present.
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Taranaki Daily News, 20 December 1924, Page 7 (Supplement)
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113YULETIDE HEROES. Taranaki Daily News, 20 December 1924, Page 7 (Supplement)
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