Doctor: Madam, have you been Xrayed ? Madam: No, but I’ve been ultra-vio-lated. WISE MAN. “I suppose you’ll soon be planting your vegetable garden.” “Not me. I can get all the fresh vegetables 1 want simply by letting my neighbours brag to me about their success.” Customer (seeking a loan) : Of course, you remember the old saying, “A friend in need is a friend indeed?” Banker: Yes, stranger.
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3842, 4 December 1936, Page 3
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