ALL HE LEFT.
First Scot: Did you know McGregor died leaving everything he had to an orphans’ home? Second Scot: No; what did he leave ? First Scot: Ten children. FAUX PAS. A beautiful young woman entered the outer office and asked if the manager was dis-engaged. “Well, he’s rather busy,” said the secretary, trying to be complimentary, “but he’s always pleased to see pretty girls like you.” “ Is that so ? ” replied the visitor in a frozen voice. “Will you please tell him his wife wants to see him?”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3841, 2 December 1936, Page 2
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88ALL HE LEFT. Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3841, 2 December 1936, Page 2
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