Some noisy relatives were visiting a couple and happened to mention their dog, a big mongrel.
“He’s just like one of the family,” said the pup’s proud mistress. “Which one?” asked the hostess.
“You can’t drive down here, mister it’s a one-way street.” “That’s all right; I’m only going one way.” "Have you any complaints to make?” asked the prison governor. “Yes,” replied the prisoner, “the prison walls are not built to scale.”
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Te Awamutu Courier, Volume 53, Issue 3795, 14 August 1936, Page 2
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