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Te Aroha News, Volume XLI, Issue 6408, 30 October 1923, Page 5

Teacher: What’s the feminine of “nobleman”? Bright Pupil: Heiress. * * * * “Did you ever try to stop a dangerous dog by catching its eye?” “No; I can’t run backwards.” ;k ?S ; ; l' 'fc ' * i> She: Who told you I was twentyfive? He: Your mother. She: As if she knew anything about it. Dunedin Society Lady—Unable to wear evening dress owing to a disfiguring, rash, the wife of a well-to-do Dunedinite used Q-TOL, which permanently banished the outbreak in three days.