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Te Aroha News, Volume XLI, Issue 6408, 30 October 1923, Page 5

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Kind Old Lady: Why don’t you make them boys stop fighting? Small Bystander: Who, me? It took two weeks to get ’em started. Three Wellingtonians, after a tiling day’s sightseeing in Auckland, adjourned to the hotel bathroom, and obtained great relief by rubbing Qtol into their feet muscles.

See the Live Mode! Fashion Parade Tuesday evening at Caudwell’s, Ltd.