Shaun’s Patch
A little nonecnie now and then Is relished by the wisest men. —HudlbrM.
While people are criticizing the League of Nations for failing to settle the row between China and Japan in Manchuria, what about the Kellogg Pact, which seems to have failed to prevent an impact between two nations? * * * * Europe is restless; but don t forget it is winter there and woollen undies have been resumed. * * * * The principal objection the Chinese people have to the Manchurian business, is that it has interfered with its own civil war. There are people in this country', you know, who believe that international football should not be encouraged because it interferes with local games. * * * * Home is a little-used building placed alongside the garage. The cables state that Chiang Kai-shek made a dramatic departure from Nanking by aeroplane as the delegates arrived to set up a new government. Does that mean Chiang thought his own government was played out ? It is unnecessary to suggest flight. Some people have the idea that gold braid on soldiers’ uniforms is war gilt. * * * » Where do bad little girls go? Almost everywhere. *** * . EDUCATIONAL AIDS. Give a sentence containing the word “deceit”: “Deceit- of his pants in shiny.” THE INNOCENTS. When they spoke of financial returns she thought it meant money' back. U.S. Congress may- object to a War Debt Commission, but it doesn’t mind a commission on the War Debts. * * « * If you want your clouds relined hop in before they monetize silver and raise its price. ♦ * ■ * ♦ It has been said by' a British judge that wives don’t tell their husbands everything; but days are limitless. ♦ * * * Rome was not built in a day. Think of the cost at night rates! Some workmen are so steady they are motionless. *** . * I find it difficult to imagine an unemployment problem among Buddhas. It is obvious from the advice given that New Zealand requires a policy' of rigid economy coupled with free spending. "Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth.” Well, it looks as if the meek will find it difficult to satisfy the death duties. * * * ♦ According to a London newspaper an instrument like a saxophone but easier to play has been invented in Russia. Why' can’t the- Soviet leave the rest of the world alone?
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Southland Times, Issue 21581, 19 December 1931, Page 6
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377Shaun’s Patch Southland Times, Issue 21581, 19 December 1931, Page 6
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