SQUEEZE WORTH £l5
YOUNG MAN’S ENTHUSIASM. Miss Anna Mitlow, a beauty of Minneapolis, sued her young man for £l5 damages because he hugged her with such enthusiasm that he cracked two of her ribs. It cost her 12/-, she told the judge, to have a doctor to repair the damage. “I’ll give you judgment for the \2/doctor’s bill,” said the judge. “But as regards the balance —well, a squeeze like that is worth £15.”
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Southland Times, Issue 21288, 8 January 1931, Page 2
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74SQUEEZE WORTH £l5 Southland Times, Issue 21288, 8 January 1931, Page 2
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