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"I shall be awfully stupid now," exclaimed a wife who had returned from a visit to her dentist. 1 'Why so, my dear ?" queried her husband. "Because I have had all my wisdom teeth pulled out," replied the lady. "Qh, my love,, the idea that wisdom teeth have anything to do with wisdom is a foolish one! If you were to have every tooth in your head drawn it couldn't make you any stupider, you know!» ' ' :
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Rodney and Otamatea Times, Waitemata and Kaipara Gazette, 23 June 1915, Page 7
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