DEFINITIONS
Quick communication: Tele-graph, tele-phone, tell-a-woman.
Secret: What a woman tells everybody after warning them not to tell anybody. -Good coffee should ibe as sweet as love, .as black as l ’the devil, and as hot as hell.
.Take anything and everything seriously -except yeurselves. • Even a tombstone speaks well of a man when he is down. Cauliflower: A cabbage with a college education. Co-ordinator: One who organises chaos out of regimented confusion. Vision: What people think you have when you guess right. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. Punctuality; Art of guessing how late the other fellow will be. •Chivalry: A man’s instinct to defend a woman against every man except himself.
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Putaruru Press, Volume XXI, Issue 1236, 26 June 1947, Page 6
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117DEFINITIONS Putaruru Press, Volume XXI, Issue 1236, 26 June 1947, Page 6
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