HOWLERS
A republic is a place where no one can do anything in private. The kodak is the Bible cf the Mohammedans. The Pilgrim Fathers left the Dutch on account of their language. In Pittsburg they -manufacture iron and steal. The parts of speech are lungs and air. Magna Carta provided that no man should 'be hung twice fo-r the same offence. The plains of Siberia are roamed ever by the lynx and larnyx. Saint Andrew is the patent saint of Scotland. The patent sainit of England is the Union Jack, and the patent saint of Ireland is Blarney.
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Putaruru Press, Volume XXI, Issue 1236, 26 June 1947, Page 6
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99HOWLERS Putaruru Press, Volume XXI, Issue 1236, 26 June 1947, Page 6
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