Military Inspecting Officer : “Now, sergeant, what precautions do you take against infected water ?” Sergeant : “Well, sir, first we boil it.” Officer : “Good !“ Sergeant: “Then we filter it.’* Officer ; "Excellent !” Sergeant: “Then we drink beer !” “Father,” asked Tommy, “what are ‘silent heroes ?” “Married men, my boy,” replied the father.
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Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 30, Issue 23, 22 March 1918, Page 7
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48Page 7 Advertisements Column 1 Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 30, Issue 23, 22 March 1918, Page 7
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