SHE WAS A SUFFRAGETTE.

Pelorus Guardian and Miners' Advocate., Volume 18, Issue 41, 21 May 1907, Page 2

SHE WAS A SUFFRAGETTE.

"\i\ll, Mary," said tne husband to his wife, '• (that have you been do<*:g to-day ? ' "Everything,"• she answered. "I have had such a busy '*•% you can't knagiue. At nine th* morning; we had a reading * Mr*. X 's, on the 'Architecture of the Probable Capital of JLar?, f aud ait. 1 -" that Prri W gave us a Idle talk on t'.e 'Microscopic Insects of Cenu-al Africa.' It was so interesting." ''•lt must havs been.'"Then at tlcven there wat a meeting of the Women's li'ghts Association, and at 11.? J a meeting of tie committee of the 'Society f)r the Reformation of Murderers.' And in the afternoon we went to the Women's Garrick Club. And t';on coming home T saw such a lovely child playing in the front of oi»r house. Such a dear little boy ! I cuite wanted to kiss him. I wonder whose child he is ?"

"Did he have yellow hair?" asked the modern man. "Yes." "And blue eyes ?" "Beautiful blue eyes." "And a dirty pinnie ?" "Yes." "Then I know whose child h« is." "Well ?" "He's ours."