INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR
“ Equality exists among sportsmen.” “ TT -'w is that?” “ We have been shooting for ten hours and neither of us has hit anything.” —Journal Amusant, Paris.
“ Well, Tavisli, I am glad to see you have got through your operation in London.” “ Yes, Angus. I had to pay a specialist £25. but it saved my life.” “ Hey, what extravagance ! ” —Weekly Telegraph, Sheffield
“ You have new clothes from head to foot! ” “ A bargain! I owe for it all 1 ” » —Moustique, Charleroi.
“ Now, for your divorce, you must arrange for your wife to throw’ some vitriol over your face. In any case, it will improve it.” —Monstique, Charleroi.
“Are you going to commit suicide?” “ Yes. I am alone and bored! ” “ Well, that is a strange way to amuse yourself.” Mele, Paris.
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Otago Witness, Issue 3861, 13 March 1928, Page 77
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129INTERNATIONAL HUMOUR Otago Witness, Issue 3861, 13 March 1928, Page 77
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