Article image
Article image
Article image
Article image

COUNTRY WIT

An old farmer was noted for boasting about the products of his farm. So one day a neighbor, thinking to take a rise out of him, sent his man to ask if he could have the loan of his cross-cut saw to cut a turnip up to as to get it in the cart. He was .not Quito sure, however, that he had had the best of it when he received the following reply • — " You should have had the «iw with pleasure, but have juet got it fast in a potato."

This article text was automatically generated and may include errors. View the full page to see article in its original form.
Permanent link to this item

https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/OSWCC19121203.2.30

Bibliographic details

Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 395, 3 December 1912, Page 7

Word Count
93

COUNTRY WIT Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 395, 3 December 1912, Page 7

COUNTRY WIT Otautau Standard and Wallace County Chronicle, Volume VIII, Issue 395, 3 December 1912, Page 7