Preferred the Wood.

Opunake Times, 16 January 1934, Page 3

Preferred the Wood.

A tramp who had received a l'jce of pie on condition that lie would saw some wood, returned 1 the back door shortly alter vrtih but a mouthful taken out of ' >, : '"Madam, if it's ie samWto you I'll eat the ~ and saw the pie.' »"• » « « Sentimental Arithrnetifr. i'lie American film actress was >l-plying to the Court for alimony iir-i the latest of her divorced husbands. "How much have you made out < r vour matrimonial ventures "T really do not know," ans\:nn 1 the actress. 'H'm!" snorted the judffe, 'Sou should know—you have had e :o;vrh practice in sentimental a:;ih:jaetio by now."