PROGRESSIVE ORTHOGRAPHY.

NZ Truth, Issue 943, 22 December 1923, Page 6

PROGRESSIVE ORTHOGRAPHY.

'•Mamma." said n. small Klrl who hnd been only r. few weeks at school, "how do you spell •hell'?"

"Why. darling." said the mother, "that Is a naughty word. You should never use it. Why do you want to spell if.'"

'•1 want to spell Helen;" was the Innocent reply, "nnd I thought I'd Just write down one cylinder at a timo."— "Boston Transcript."