NOT HIS UMBRELLA
The excitable man, rushing to get on a tram, ran into an embrella held by another passenger. “You stuck your umbrella in my eye.” he shouted as he got on the car. “Oh, no/* replied the offender. “I assure you that you're mistaken.”
“Mistaken! Don't you think I know when my own eye is hurt?” “Doubtless you do, but you don't know my umbrella. I borrowed this one yesterday.”
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New Zealand Times, Volume LIV, Issue 12651, 11 January 1927, Page 3
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72NOT HIS UMBRELLA New Zealand Times, Volume LIV, Issue 12651, 11 January 1927, Page 3
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