TIMELY ADVICE.
The town hall was packed, and the vll-la-ge audience followed the fair young heroine's tribulations with breathless Into the space of five short minutes she was nearly run over by a mad horeo, bitten by a mad dog, and drowned m a mad mill-race. She escaped these things only to fall anally into the hands of the vaunt--IC|)IC audience strained forward as the villain led her to a lonely cave and oast her into the preeenoe of a huge gorilla, "fi-r-r-revenge at last," muttered the vll-k-uh. what shall I do?” cried the Veroine, a* the porilla approached with a ar lcvolent primace. ”Oh, what shall I do? It was 100 much. The strain could not be borne any longer. In a frenzy M excitement a member of ' h’ endieore rise from bis seat, clapped ms balds to Ins month, and shunted: >F ‘•Chuck ’im a nut. u isa.
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New Zealand Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 8190, 3 August 1912, Page 2
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150TIMELY ADVICE. New Zealand Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 8190, 3 August 1912, Page 2
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