Question Time

New Zealand Herald, Volume LXXVII, Issue 23773, 28 September 1940, Page 3 (Supplement)

Question Time

What stool do you never sit on?—A toad"What place can be expressed in one letter? K w (Q) —From June Allington (9). What grocer Is coloured? —Greengrocer. When is a boy a bird?— When he's skylarking. , , . What headland does a,lady wear? —a cape. —From Ailsa Fiulayson. Why is a river like a coward? —Because it lU Spell 'blind pig" in two letters.—P.G. (pig without an eye.) —Copied by Jillian Wright (11). When have you four hands?— When you double your fists. —Copied by Mylene Drower (6). What tree does a rich lady wear in winter? —A fir. , . What is the easiest way to widen a road? — Add B to it and it will become broad. —Copied by Barbara Johnston (10). Why is a cracker like a good boy?— Because they both go off with a good report. What boxes siare after you?— Pillar-boxes, because when you have passed them they look round. . _ —Copied by Vera Drower (13).