DR. MERRYMAN.
Tho Lady: "I want, a muff. Shop Assistant: "What fur?' Tho Lady: "What fur? You idiot, it is fur my hands, to keep them warm. Little Girl: "Mother, when will papa be a proper doctor ?" Mother: But lie is a proper doctor, dear." , , , Little Girl: "Then why does he practise?" School Inspector : "Now, boys, tell me why does the Uniou Jack hang on the wall?" Class of Boys (in ono voice): "To 'ide the place where Jimmy Smith chucked u bottle of hink!" Gentleman (in tramcar): " I'm very sorry for walking on your feet." Fellow Passenger: "Tut! Tut! That's all right. I often walk on them myself."
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New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 19221, 9 January 1926, Page 4 (Supplement)
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109DR. MERRYMAN. New Zealand Herald, Volume LXIII, Issue 19221, 9 January 1926, Page 4 (Supplement)
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