PERVERTED PROVERBS.

North Otago Times, 22 May 1909, Page 4 (Supplement)

PERVERTED PROVERBS.

Never kick a 'live electric wire ivhcn it's down. He knows not the valuo oi flowers v.lio never botany. Sonic people get on in the world; most just pet on in years, Afterthoughts are usually bestwoman was an afterthought. 'I he fewer friends you have the more popular you arc with yourself. When a woman loses anything she always thinks some one stole it, All the world's a stage; it's only the failures amongst the actors who find time to he critics. Many a man's popularity is due to the fact that he doesn't think aloud. 'lho easiest way to do anything may not le the best, but it is the most popular. Some people never think so hard as when they are doing useless things without pay.