“Pardon me,” said the little man, “but are you quite sure it was a marriage license you gave me on 10th March?” “Of course it was, sir,” he said, “but why do you ask?” “Well, I’ve had a dog’s life ever since, that’s all.”
?octor, I was surprised to hear Mrs Jones died from heart disease. I thought you were treating her for pneumonia.” “Pure gossip, Mrs Brown. When I treat a patient for pneumonia, that patient dies of pneumonia.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXX, 18 June 1936, Page 4
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