Jenkins was tired of being a clerk in an insurance office. The monotony of the life bored him, and he resolved that he would stand it no longer. He drew all his savings out of the bank and began to look round for a shop. He found one. which he ’purchased as a going concern Alas !so bad was the neighbourhood for trade that it failed, and about six months later h 0 was forced to putup the shutters for the last time. A few days later he met the original owner in tlie street, and stopping him, said, “You know that business you sold me as a going concern v ” “Yes, what of if ?” “Well, it’s gone,” remarked Jenkins shortly.
A man entered’ the out-patients’ department of a hospital. His head was enveloped in a mass of bandages. “Arc you married?’ ’asked the doctor. “No,” replied the patient. “I have been run over.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 10 April 1934, Page 2
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