Smart Young Thing: tha matter with the ape? The poor thing!" Keeper: "He's sprained his arm." "Ob, I see! A. monkey wrench." Householder: "A hacking cough and a headache; have you?. Well, l'vo a little wood you can split. It might cure your headache." Tramp,: "Much obliged, sir, but my 'eadacho ain't of the splittin' variety." Aunt: "Now,'children, don't quarrel. What's the matter?" Bobby: "We're playin shipwreck, an' Susie won't go in the bathroom an' drown herself!" Fair Customer: "Has this car all the modern improvements?" Salesman; 'Everything, madam, but a beautiful owner."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 30 November 1927, Page 9
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