“Hallo, Jones, suppose a man marries his first wife’s step-sister’s aunt, what relation is lie to lier 7” “First—wife—-uinp—step-aunt—er—let me see. I don’t know.” “He’s her husband.”
Sergeant-major: “Button up your coat properly.” Newly-married Recruit (absent-mindedly): “Certainly, rny love.’
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 8 September 1926, Page 6
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