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Nelson Evening Mail, 16 May 1917, Page 6

: Edith : "Haven t you nod Jack been engaged long enough to get married?" Ethel: "Too long! He hasn't got a shilling left." ' r "You've got to he pretty smooth to get to the top nowadays." "Yes. and you "usually get sm>>jtih on the top before you get there." "Customer (nearly bald}: "What, six--'pence for cutting my hair?" Barber: "Well., not exactly, sir: a. pennyfor cut- - ting and fivepence for looking for it." "listen. Harold! The came* can go . oighfc davs without- water. Isn't that ■wonderful?" Harold: "Not very—you ought to hear Charlie Brown teH one!" (Mother: "I see, Hilda, that you have fconght the cheap edition of Strumski's sonatas. Do you tihink that goes well yrith. a piano -that has just cost ut? £250?" ■'.'■'■ "How useless girls are to-day. I don't "believe they know what needles are .for." "How absurd you are, grandma." protested the girl. "They're to make j the gramophone^play." For Chronic Chest Complaints, - Woods' Great Peppermint Cure. , Armstrong and Co. cannot be bothered with inferior quality goods, only the best find favour -with them, hence -their enthusiasm for NO RUBBING Help. Thinker Note Book -given free with every ls_ packet of "Xo Rubbing." . Nelson ladies, remember, it is the famous Thinker Not-e Book, with photo and best philosophy on ,tbe cover, which we are giving free with every ljs packet of the genuine "No Rubbing" Laundry Help. —Stewart and Co.* "No Rubbing" Laundry Help is our favourite for washing silks, muslinn t prints, woollens, and mechanics' /overalls spotlessly clean, -without rubbing or injury to the hands or fabric. We give tha famous Thinker Note Book ffttft with every 1» packet of "No Rub : »nd Son" .