NOTHING DOING!
A member of tho homo missionary society approached the meanest man in town. “We are having a raffle for a poor widow,” she declared. Will you buy a ticket?” “Nope, I couldn’t keep her if I won her. ” ‘‘Can you let me have a book, please?” asked the woman of tho library assistant. “Certainly,” was the reply, “do you want something light?” “It doesn’t matter a bit,” said tho customer helpfully. “I have iny car with me I.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 280, 27 November 1939, Page 2
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80NOTHING DOING! Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 280, 27 November 1939, Page 2
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