Mother: “What is tho matter with your new shoes, Budge? Can t you get them on?” Budge: “No, I am afraid I can’t, mummy. But there, you never can put new shoes on until you’ve worn them once or twice.” Here’s a jolly little catch that you can trv on your friends: Say'to one of them: “Do you know I saw a man completely disappear down here yesterday?” “Disappear!” your friend will say, rather puzzled. “However did that happen?” “Ob, he disappeared round the corner,’ ’you answer—and then prepare to I run!
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Manawatu Times, Volume LIV, Issue 6809, 12 January 1929, Page 14
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