A SOFT HEAD.

Marlborough Express, Volume XLII, Issue 9, 11 January 1908, Page 3

A SOFT HEAD.

He was a dandy of the first water,' and he had about as much' intelligence as the average water melon. ■ "Ya-as," he said, "my hands <iare soft." And he: glanced ipepsively down upon them. "Do you know how I keep them so, Miss Sweetman? Well, I always sleepJ with, my gloves ■on."' ' ■■ ■. ''■ '■': ■:- ■ •■•' ■■■'■'.• ■' ---' ' A. little red gleam came into her limpid eyes. "And do you sleep with your hat on also, Mr Green?" she queried. He replied solemnly that he did not, and to this day he knows not why everybody laughed.