Didn't Know Him.
' Oh, we had the loveliest arrangement at our chnrch society last week! Every woman contributed to the missionary cause £5, which she earned herself by hard work.' ' How did you get yours ?' ' From my husband.' ' I shouldn't call that earning it yourself by hard work.' ' You don't know my husband.' The Case Is Altered. Prospective Mistress: 'Have you any followers ?' Prospective Housemaid: 'Certainly, mem. He is in the Army.' P.M.: 'A common soldier ?' P.H.: 'I beg your parding, mem I He is a gentleman in khaki.' Headache in the back part of (be head, without acute symptoms, and usually in run-down people, indicate! a nervous prostration,
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ME19020515.2.21
Bibliographic details
Mataura Ensign, Issue 1033, 15 May 1902, Page 3
Word Count
109Didn't Know Him. Mataura Ensign, Issue 1033, 15 May 1902, Page 3
Using This Item
No known copyright (New Zealand)
To the best of the National Library of New Zealand’s knowledge, under New Zealand law, there is no copyright in this item in New Zealand.
You can copy this item, share it, and post it on a blog or website. It can be modified, remixed and built upon. It can be used commercially. If reproducing this item, it is helpful to include the source.
For further information please refer to the Copyright guide.