Advertising Cheats

Marlborough Daily Times, Volume VIII, Issue 2052, 6 January 1887, Page 3

Advertising Cheats

“ It has become so common to begin an article, in an elegant interesting style, “Then run it into some advertisement, that we avoid all such, “And simply call attention to the merits of flop Bitters in as plain, honest terms as possible, '* To induce people

“ To give them one trial, which so proves their value that they will never use anything else. ” “ The remedy so favorably noticed in the papers, Religious and secular, is £ ‘ Having a large sale, and is supplant, ing all other medicines. “ Thera is no denying the virtues of the Hop plant, and the proprietors of the Hop Bitters have shown great shrewdness and ability # * * “ In compounding a medicine whoso virtues are so palpable to every one’s observation. ” Did She Die “ No ! “ She lingered and suffered aloug, pining away all the time for years, ” “ The doctors doing her no good, ” And at last was cured by this Hop Bitters the papers say so much about, ” “ Indeed ! Indeed ! ” “ How thankful we should bo for that medicine. 11 A Daughter’s Misery. “ Eleven years our daughter suffered on a bed of misery, “ From a complication of kidney,liver, rheumatic trouble and Nervous debility, “ Under the care of the host physicians, <• Who gave her disease various names, 11 But no relief. “ Aod now she is restored to us in good health by as simple a remedy as Hop Bitters, that we have shunned for years before using it. The Parents. Prosecute the Swindlers . If when you Gall for American! Hop Bitters (sea green twig of Hops on the white label and Dr. Soule’s name blown in the bottle.) the vendor hands out anything else but American Hop Bitters, refuse it and shun that vendor as you would a viper ; and if he has taken your money for anything else iodict him for the fraud and sue him for damages for the swindle, and we will pay you liberally for tho conviction,

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