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A million Englishmen eat with their knives and there is another million who would be glad to eat with anything.

Five thousand molecules can sit on (he point of a pin. The inlinitesimalness or infinitestiraentality, which ever it right, of the molecule can be understood from the fact that not oven one single little boy can sit on the point of a pin. A gentleman once said that he should like to set a boat full of ladies adrift on the ocean to are what course they would steer. AMj in the room replied: "That's easily teWj they would steer to the Isle of M*»,tobf pure," ■

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Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 1516, 22 January 1886, Page 3

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Untitled Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 1516, 22 January 1886, Page 3

Untitled Lake Wakatip Mail, Issue 1516, 22 January 1886, Page 3