A man went into an insurance office to have his life insured. "Do you cycle?" the agent asked. "No," said the man. "Do you motor?" "No." "Do you, then, perhaps fly?" "No, no," said the applicant, laughing. "I have no dangerous " "Sorry, sir," the agent broke in, "but we no longer insure pedestrians." "How do you like this chimneysweeping job?" "Oh, it soots me." "My wife can drive nails like lightning." "Really?" "Yes, she never strikes twice in the same place."
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXIII, Issue 4813, 21 July 1939, Page 3
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