Straphanger: Madam, you've placed your bag on my foot. Lady Straphanger: Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought it was on the foot of the man sitting down. Teacher (during a lecture on success) : Why should we endeavour to rise by our own efforts? Tommy: Because there's no knowing when the alarm clock may go wrong-.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume XXXIII, Issue 4808, 10 July 1939, Page 3
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