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King Country Chronicle, Volume XX, Issue 2065, 10 January 1925, Page 3

"My dear, Jcmes *llb mo lie and his his wife are separating. Let's see, it isn't a year since we atended iJieir wedding." ">'o. Tliank goodness, (they're hardly long enough together to find out that the silver we gave them was only plated." .. V-Sentimental Lady: "It's hard to think that this poor little lamb should be destroyed in its youfli just to catter for our appetites! Smart Boarder (struggling with his be destroyed in its youth just/ to cater

Some people never miss an opportune for contra diction. Which fact recalls the story of the woman who was travelling through "Wild Wales." "My, ain't them mountains high!" extxlaimed a fellow passenger. The contradictory one looked out of the window -to see the summits of the lofty hills, and sniffed: ll T3nly the tops of them is," she protested. Mistress: "Y'know, Mary., I could do the work of the house myself in the time it takes me to tell you how to do it." Maid: "Well, mum, in the time it takes me to lieten to you, eo could I!"