ALL THAT SHE WANTS.

Hawera & Normanby Star, Volume LXVIII, Issue LXVIII, 13 July 1912, Page 10

ALL THAT SHE WANTS.

An American humorist has written the following commentary on the popular song, "All that I want is love": All she desires is love, you say ? That shows how much you know; She wants to see the matinee, And to the circus go. She wants a cluster diamond ring, She wants a rope of pearls; She wants a poodle on a string, She wants some extra curls; She wants a bonnet twice a year She wants an Easter hat; She wants to read her title clear Unto a stylish flat; She wants a four-seater motor car ' She wants a real Worth gown; She wants a trip to Europe, or At least to Newport town; She wants a cask of rare Cologne, She wants a diamond pin; She wants a carriage of her own To go out calling in; She wants the Earth, the Milky Way, And half the stars above: And yet you have the nerve to say That all she wants is love!