SCALPS. , Willie (to new step-mother): Was your last husband an Indian, another! Stepma: "Wfliy do you ask such a foolish question? . Willie: Because I saw some scalps on your dressing table. A. MORE DELICATE !FLA VOtTR. The Newgolds had been entertaining the neighbours, and one of the latter remarked: "What splendid cutlery you Have! " "Yes," safid Mrs. Newgold, "all our knives are stainless. I always think they *as a more delicate flavour than the stained ones!" THE LtAST WOBDS. "And can you tell me what were his last words?*' inquired a reporter whoj was collecting material for the obituary notice of a local character. "He had no last words/ was the ' * You 'd better just say his dear wife was with him to the end."
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Hutt News, Volume 3, Issue 17, 18 September 1930, Page 11
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