THE CYNIC
(By “Olive.”)
The matchmaker is often disguised as a chaperon.
The trouble with the average breadwinner is that he wants cako.
One obtains success to-day moie by the noise that one makes than tho talent that one has.
No man’s respect for old ags extends to eggs.
Mechanics arc not the only people who have vices.
Silence Is sometimes gcldcn, sometimes ironical.
We always see the worst of people when wo fail to get the best of thorn.
Many a bachelor lives to bless tho fellow who married tho girl ho was in love with.
Wireless telegraphy is comparatively now; but tho kick under tho table is as old as marriage.
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/HBTRIB19291113.2.84.2
Bibliographic details
Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XIX, Issue 282, 13 November 1929, Page 10
Word Count
113THE CYNIC Hawke's Bay Tribune, Volume XIX, Issue 282, 13 November 1929, Page 10
Using This Item
NZME is the copyright owner for the Hawke's Bay Tribune. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International licence (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0). This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of NZME. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.