AN OBNOXIOUS J.P.
A Northern contemporary tells the following anecdote, which we have no doubt will be keenly relished by Scotchmen : — In a certain rural township a particularly captious old Caledonian made a point of, as often as possible, taking his seat on the Bench at the local Police Court. His colleagues' in the commission of tho peace found him so obstinate and hot tempered that they shirked duty whenever they found him there as he had become a nuisance. Being the sole ocoupant of the Bench one day, and the business of the Court being delayed through lack of a second magistrate, a facetious attorney, who was engaged in a case, and being aware of the hopelessness of getting a second magistrate, undertook to find one, saying that there ■was « a stranger in the town, who was in the commission of the peace." Our old friend undertook to keep his seat until a colleague was found. The attorney departed on his mission, and a few minutes aiterwards a small parcel was brought into Court addressed to the presiding magistrate. The old gentleman turned t over, andjaiaking sure of the accuracy
of the address, he opened ; t in the presence of the Court. It contained a red herring ! Those who know that the term "Glasgow Magistrate " is a nickname for those dried fish will not only see the joke, but judge its effect on the choleric recipient.
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Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume XXII, Issue 8148, 28 April 1885, Page 4
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798AN OBNOXIOUS J.P. Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume XXII, Issue 8148, 28 April 1885, Page 4
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