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Hawke's Bay Herald, Volume 13, Issue 1097, 2 November 1869, Page 2

" Abe you thinking of what I'm. say- ' ing P' said a poor music-master to Miss , after explaining to her at some length the difference between the major and minor key. " Why, sir," replied Miss , " I've been thinking all this time whether these keys are ivory or bone." The preacher at the Chapel Royal, Savoy, lately alluded to the dissentions of the present day, and told a story on the authority of John Henry Newman. A [ naval chaplain, he said, who had long » been out of the reach of English theologic al discussion, was eagerly asked on his r return home by a partisan whether his floating chapel was High Church or Low Church. " That," said the chaplain, i " entirely depends on the tide.''